Just look what you've done.
Your insatiable curiosity and blatant disregard for unofficial warnings has brought about this display of photos of explosions. Now you're using that much more electricity to display those images, and someone is paying for it.
...and you thought that was where we hid the link to the HIDDEN SECRET.
Silly you.
Everybody knows that the link to the HIDDEN SECRET is on the--
just kidding.
It still doesn't exist.
Silly you.
Everybody knows that the link to the HIDDEN SECRET is on the--
just kidding.
It still doesn't exist.