Laugh Out Loud at the LOLS
We all like lame superheroes, or at least we like laughing at how lame they are. The goal of LOLS is to have the most amazing adventures possible with such second-rate characters. As an added bonus, it also serves as an entry-level position or testing ground for superheroes of uncertain coolness to prove themselves.
Floss Man
Leader of LOLS and the hero from one of the cheesy comics that supposedly promotes dental hygiene but really has nothing to do with it, Floss Man has the powers of super strength, flying, x-ray vision, and can shoot floss out of his wrists. His gadgets include heavy-duty floss for slicing through stuff, fluoride rinse grenades, wind-up chattering teeth, and various dental care tools. His alter identity is, of course, a dentist. He got his superpowers in an incident involving dental x-rays, orthodontic chemical cocktails, and toxic waste.
His sidekick, BraceFace, has cyborg braces that appear normal but then robot into a bunch of awesome gadgets.
Fatman
Fatman and his sidekick Blobin are superheroes for a world in which obesity is on the rise. Not that we recommend being obese. But Fatman and Blobin are, and they have managed to find ways to use it to their advantage in battle, sometimes bouncing off the ground or crushing enemies. Fatman can usually be found eating something, even when on missions, because he always has his food-tility belt handy.
Duct Tape Man
With an unlimited supply of duct tape and incredible speed, he can fix just about anything. He can build parachutes, bridges, lassos, and all sorts of useful tools, and can also use rolls of duct tape as throwing disks or not-quite-brass-knuckles. His superhero outfit consists of covering himself with duct tape, a costume that resembles a ninja suit but is rather painful to remove.
Pencil Sharpener Man
When there's nothing more important to do, he spends his time finding people whose pencils have broken and then sharpening them with a vast variety of pencil sharpeners. In situations of superhero action, he can take apart his sharpeners and create useful tools. His weakness is mechanical pencils.
